i'll come around

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
prokopetz
prokopetz

“So I just have to kiss you and you’re human again?”

“Well, not exactly.”

“What do you mean ‘not exactly’? Either you’re an enchanted prince or you aren’t.”

“You see, before being cursed into my present state, I’d been enspelled into the form of a rat. Between one thing and another, I eventually became Prince of Rats, only to fall afoul of a separate, unrelated curse that turned me into a toad. There’s a very slight possibility that your kiss may dispel only the latter enchantment.”

“Okay, but if we break that curse, too, then you’ll be human again?”

“Well…”

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[Daisy chain of 21 curses ommitted.]

“And after we take me to see my ancestors in the northern lights, I’ll be able to lift the curse that turned me into a bear and I’ll be human again, yes.”

“No more curses?”

“Well, yes, but actually no. There’s one more after that.”

“What? What could possibly be left?”

“I was originally a capybara cursed to take human form.”

“You’re a capybara.”

“No, I’m a toad. Break this curse I’ll be a rat, break a few more I’ll be human and we can stop there.”

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owlet

you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

owlet

if you’re so stressed that you’re puking your guts up every morning, are unable to eat or keep anything down, you can’t look at light without feeling infinitely worse and feel exhausted and in pain all the time (or whatever your particular stress induced symptom set is) you’re not just feeling like that because you’ve willed it into being. your body is begging for relief from the constant barrage of stress hormones and it requires the fundamental source of stress to go away, not just distracting yourself from the symptoms

just because the root is psychological doesn’t mean the result isn’t an entirely physical process.